Yet another internet vortex.
Amazon is like that person in high school who is super nice, everyone genuinely likes, never goes through that awkward beaten-with-an-ugly-stick-stage ~14 yo, gets the lead in the school play, is captain of the “cool” sport, is in all APs and is somehow in a stable, not awkward relationship at age 16. Everything they do, all you can say is “Shittttttt…” and you can’t really be jealous or mad because they’re just doing their thing. But meanwhile, you’re over here like:
^ if crimps could kill
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In case you weren’t aware, Amazon gets even better. Amazon has a sub-world, an underground Reddit of sorts, in the comments. What you’ll find here are questionably bored linguistic geniuses spinning the most spell binding copy.
It’s truly one of the most underrated treasure troves on the internet.
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