An unfiltered picture of me, out on the town, looking for a snack.
Hanger [hang-er]: noun; form of demonic possession, a mind-altering and completely paralyzing disease, a torture strategy used at Guantanamo bay
Simple definition: A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels, impairing both your mood and your judgment. When encountering someone suffering from Hanger, treat the individual like they are a rabid raccoon. They will prioritize food above any foreseeable consequences for their actions, completely neglect social etiquette and will be unable to feel compassion.
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May be confused with: A real life Exorcism, Nicolas-Cage-level-Rage, any scene from The Walking Dead, Britney Spears’ 2007 meltdown
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*The Best Meal I’ve had in New York City in a very long time*
The Lucky Bee is one of my new favorite spot in Manhattan. Some spicy chicken number is on the left, but not pictured – and what I got and would eat again every day until the day I died was: the smashed cucumbers with dill pickle, fried peanuts, sweet rice vinegar, and coconut milk & the coconut braised beef short rib with lemongrass, and thai basil
The Redeye Grill‘s secret menu Sushi Burger, with cucumbers and seaweed salad
Rebelle‘s steak, potato, fried egg, and bordelaise
El Born‘s Ous cinc minute (5-minute eggs) with parnip purée, spinach, and pork belly
Black Seed Bagel‘s sesame bagel with, burrata, soppressata, basil, and calabrian chilies
Genuine Superette‘s Baja Style Ahi Tuna Tacos, with raw marinated tuna, border slaw, avocado, spicy mayo, in crispy corn tortillas
Epistrophy Cafe‘s Zucchini Fritters topped with an egg served with avocado on the side
Patricia’s of Manhattan‘s Burrata all’Malfitana
Drum roll….
Pictured to the left are their famous Belgian Fries with Sun Dried Tomato Mayo, Parmesan Peppercon, & Horseradish Mayo Dipping Sauces.
REJOICE.