Basically my contribution to society.
Cat’s out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they’re my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I’ve found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I eat two a day (recently realized I can’t write them off as a vegetable, so much for being proud of myself for being an Adult), and I believe in eating avocados in a 1:1 ratio with everything. Outside of the whole “good fat” thing, I stop acknowledging nutritional facts – don’t worry, I’m really happy in my selective denial. So with the influx of Australian cafes to New York came the open faced Avocado Smash, a widely overpriced dish that’s making basic brunchers everywhere Avocan’t and blasting instragram with food porn pictures of Avocuddling. I’m one of those annoying people backing my hass up as I Guac your world. Since I know at least one other person in the world has the same Avocado Smash Fetish, my good deed for today is to share my master list with all of you.
I know it’s wrong but it feels so ripe.
Stone Fruit Espresso + Kitchen
Avocado Smash on Shewolf multigrain, with lime, picked shallot, and soft-boiled farm egg seasoned with dukkah
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Smashed Avocado on Sullivan Street wholegrain Pullman toast topped with sea salt, cracked black pepper, chili flakes, olive oil, eggs your style and a lemon wedge
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Flex Mussels – The Toast Trio
AVOCADO – Smashed avocado, extra virgin olive oil, lemon, chile
GOAT CHEESE TOAST – brunetta tomato, maldon sea salt
RICOTTA TOAST – house made thai chili honey
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Avocado Toast with Roasted Tomato and a Soft Boiled Egg
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Avocado Toast on Multigrain Toast with Poached Eggs
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Ok not Avocado Toast, but….close enough. Smoked Salmon Tartine with a Sunnyside Up Alderfer Farm Egg, Escarole, Spinach, Dill Crème Fraîche, and Pickled Shallot on Black Rooster Rye Bread
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Sourdough pullman bread with super chunky avocado
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Smashed Avocado Toast on toasted 7-grain bread, with curry, mustard seeds and lime.
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Avocado Toast on an Everything Bagel with Roasted Tomatoes, Poached Egg and Chili Flakes
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Avocado Smash with Heirloom Tomato, Sea Salt, and Smoked Salmon on Multi-Grain Toast
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The Avocado Smash with feta, chili flakes, pepitas and salmon
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Avocado Smash with Feta Cheese, Chili Flakes and a Fried Egg
