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If someone ever says that your apartment is small

April 21, 2016 By LizLawton

Please refer them to the below for price comparison.

qeqqeq1 West 72nd Apartment#84 – a monster apartment with killer Central Park views
Price: $39,000,000
Square footage: 7,500 ft²/$5,200 per ft²
What you’re getting: This apartment is actually a combination of four apartments, creating one mega-apartment measuring more than 7,500 square feet, boasting over 165 feet of window frontage on Central Park and complete with two wood burning fireplaces
fafasfsa278 West 11th Street – Townhouse mansion in the West Village
Price: $28,900,000
Square footage: 6,500 ft²/$4,446 per ft²
What you’re getting: This mansion boasts multiple outdoor spaces, a full gym, a room dedicated to breakfast, and a three level private garden. But let’s talk more about the Breakfast Room
vzxvzxv1 Lexington Avenue #8/9CD – Five bedroom, three and half bathroom Co-op in Gramercy Park
Price: $6,250,000
Square footage: 2,800 ft²/$2,232 per ft²
What you’re getting: Uma Thurman’s duplex home flaunts a very open and easy floor plan with a wood burning fire place, a library, and your own private terrace, overlooking Gramercy Park and all the peasants walking in your kingdom below
fafsafsaf34 Prince Street – the Church-to-Condo conversions in Nolita
Prices: range from 7.74 million to 25 million
What you’re getting: This remarkable conversion of St Patricks Old Cathedral School is broken into open and airy homes, featuring working fireplaces, expansive floor plans, garden terraces and a roof terrace with city views
rujrurturt90 Wychoff Street – Four bedroom, four and half bathroom home in Boerum Hill
Price: $5,800,000
Square footage: 6,000 ft²/$967 per ft²
What you’re getting: Sculpted from raw warehouse space, this stunning residence combines the remarkably unique floor plan with wood burning fireplaces, a dedicated art room and a private terrace

*Meanwhile, in all the glorified tree-houses making up 90% of the city*
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fdgdfgMost people’s rooms on overly delayed laundry day
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gwgweegtHome Decor that is absolutely not yoking around.
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hererherThe Secret Trash Collection at the New York Sanitation Garage…the city’s way of showing you the reality of what more space does to people – now be thankful for your micro studio.
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hfhdsffPurchases like Hug Chairs.

I understand adult-high-quality-leather-furniture should be the realistic next step from DIY Ikea…and these make absolutely zero sense but something is just saying yes…

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