Spoiler Alert: There are no winners in this game
I’m quite sorry, your company is performing well enough that they can afford a holiday party. While you’re taking sips out of that vodka martini like it’s a watered down big gulp in the middle of summer, you’re still going to want to soften the blow as that fourth wall with your cube mate comes crashing down. So here’s a distraction from the hierarchical kowtowing and unsolicited/uncalled for conversations about your/other’s online dating experiences: Office Holiday Party Bingo.
Because over-sized sweaters are back in season and the gloves are off in the battle against reasonable calorie consumption in 2017, here’s some more fuel to the fire for your off days from large-scale bacon-wrapped-dates and tuna crudo consumption:
Shuka‘s House-made Labne with harissa, Spicy Carrots with ginger and turmeric, and the AMAZING Whipped Feta and Pistachio with dill
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Brigitte‘s Smoked Paprika Dusted Octopus with cauliflower purée & chickpeas
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Sherman’s Souvlaki Sticks
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Joseph Leonard‘s Massive Hashbrown side…also get the brussels sprouts
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Bar Goto‘s Miso Chicken Wings with black sesame, scallions, house spicy miso sauce
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Two Hands‘ Banana Bread with espresso mascarpone, toasted buckwheat, walnuts and honey
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El Rey‘s Avocado Del Sur with pita, chimichurri, and pink onion
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Uncle Boons Sister‘s Kanon Jinn with Kabocha Pumpkin…yeah so I have no idea what I ate besides the pumpkin part, tbh
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Gohan‘s Short Rib Brown Rice Sushi Roll with romaine and wasabi sauce…yes, you read that correctly – short rib sushi