1. Why did I sign up for this?
2. Wait, how much is this costing me?
3. Jesus Christ, did Jimmy twist his ankle again? Walk it off, you baby.
4. If you don’t get dressed right now, I swear to God…
5. If I just leave them where they are and never look back, I feel like odds are they’ll turn out at least mediocre.
6. They’re literally all over the place, how the hell am I suppose to keep track of all of them?
7. HAHAHA but who actually thinks they’re going to make money off of this.
8. Someone try and make me do this again next year. Try me.
9. OLB? TE? FGA? IntYd? SPEAK GODDAMN ENGLISH.
10. What do you mean someone else picked him up this afternoon…
11. I hate this.
12. Want to trade a few of yours for a few of mine?
13. Worse case scenario, this is an excuse to drink on a Sunday.
14. *one year later* I know I’m going to regret it if I’m the only person without one and it gives me something to talk about, why not!
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Fantasy football: 1, 11
Fantasy children: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14