- Are you sexually active?
- You’ve gained weight since last year, haven’t you?
- I see here that you’re having more than 7 alcoholic drinks a week…
- What are you doing about your adult acne?
- Why won’t you accept my Facebook friendship request?
- Are you currently experiencing any anxiety or stress?
- Let’s discuss what I experienced during my recent colonoscopy.
- How long have you been seeing your significant other for?
- What’s your significant other’s religion and general gene pool like?
- Have you considered your fertility?
- Strip down to your socks, get on the table, and then we’ll take a look at you.
- Have we discussed your sexual orientation yet?
- It’s time for shots!
- Just a heads up, this is going to hurt a bit…
- Let’s follow up on everything we discussed in a month and see if you’ve made any progress.
Doctor: 11
Family members: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15