*Not Based Upon the 7 Episodes of ‘The Office’ You Cycle Through
^ seems about right
Because You Watched
Because you watched Trying to Find a Home in ThisMerciless Real Estate Market May Actually Kill You…you might also enjoy Squid Game
Because you watched Be Our Wedding Guest: How Many COVID Restriction Hoops Can You Jump Through and Still Want to Be Friends After This Godforsaken Day…you might also enjoy 30-Year Olds With Bad Knees and Limited Flexibility Try to Successfully Complete All the Challenges in Legends of the Hidden Temple While Remaining Positive
Because you watched 2-Weeks That Turned Into 9-Months in a Remote Cabin With Your In-Laws During a Global Pandemic…you might also enjoy the sequel, Full-Frontal Lobotomy
Horrors For You
- Your Dental Bill After Getting “A Few Things Done”
- The 5-Inch Rogue Black Hair That You Just Found on Your Chin and All the People Who Noticed It and Said Nothing
- Staying Out Past Midnight
- 4+ Hour Wait at the DMV With 2 Percent Cell Phone Battery
Mysteries For You
- That Dull Pain in Your Head: Headache, Tumor, or Government Microchip From the Covid Vaccine?
- What All the Different Beeps From the Fire Alarm Mean and Which Ones You Should Panic About
- Do I Look Ten Years Younger or Just Like Every Other 30-Something Who Got Botox?
Relatable Autobiographical Documentaries For You
- Oops, She Did It Again
- Chronic Dehydration: The Unassailable Struggle
- Salt in the Wound and Everywhere Else
- Mayo Shouldn’t Be Considered When Calorie Counting: A Burgeoning Religious Movement
Unnerving Comedies For You
- Bangs, Sun-in, and Flagrant Abuse of LA Looks Styling Gel: Things You Did With Your Hair in the Early 2000s
- Pokemon Go: The Facebook Memory Reminding You and Your Network That You Once Willingly Participated in that Cultish Witch Hunt
- The Itemized and Summarized List of Everything Your Parents Purchased at Abercrombie and What That Amount Would Be Today if It Were Invested in Apple Stock Instead
Newly Added
- Woodworking, Plumbing, and Questionably Dangerous Electrical Work: Things You’ve Attempted to Do With Your Black and Decker Screwdriver
- Coping Mechanisms For This Holiday Season When Every Single One of Your Relatives Asks if You’re Going to Freeze Your Eggs
- For Those of You Who Genuinely Thought Squid Game Was a Nature Docuseries About Octopuses Narrated by David Attenborough
For making it this far, please visually ogle Dame‘s understatedly seductive house-made butter:
