A Line Graph by Liz

So this chart really doesn’t help anyone; it’s more of a sadistic and therapeutic exercise.  And I’m not about to mail you all conversation hearts, which are essentially February’s candy corn. So for my assistance this holiday, if you’re looking for love in all the wrong places, I suggest one of the below because nothing truly hugs your body back like a pile of cholesterol:

Shuka‘s Whipped Feta and Pistachio dip with dill

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Freeks Mill‘s Autumn Squash Toast with a poached egg and speck

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abcV‘s Whole Roasted Cauliflower with turmeric-tahini and pistachios

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Atla‘s Artic Char Stuffed Avocado

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Rice & Gold‘s Corn Pancake with corn butter, brown butter maple syrup, corn, blueberry, and mint

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Fairfax‘s Danish Breakfast with rye toast, cheddar, cucumbers, and soft-boiled eggs

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Jajaja‘s Chayote Fish Taco with hemp & flaxseed battered chayote squash, chipotle almond butter and pickled red onion

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Thaimee Box‘s Magic Noodles Salad “Yum Woon Sen” with butterfly pea flower vermicelli noodle, mint, shallots, spicy dressing and lime

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The Spaniard‘s The Penicillin with scotch whisky, ginger, lemon, heather honey, and islay float – on the rocks

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Modern Love Brooklyn‘s Cheesy Veggie Scramble with scrambled tofu with mushrooms, peppers & onions, arugula, home fries, and buttered english muffin