Where’s the Food.
^ When you’re starving and the waiter keeps walking by with other people’s food.
In case I don’t make it to heaven, I have a few ideas of what my fate in the Underworld may be. The first would be with me stuck on a crowded Megabus that has no air conditioning, in the window seat next to a large individual holding a screaming child, and aggressively inching along in horrific traffic, while everyone aboard is eating Burger King. The second would be as Jack Sparrow in Times Square – at least Elmo has a mask. The third would be after waking up already hungry, extending the hunger to accommodate a late brunch, which only gets delayed further by a wait, and finally sitting down hours later to then have to watch the server walk by with other peoples’ entrees and never receive my own meal…for eternity.
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Food porn whilst hungry is as bad as Fate #3, so I apologize for the below.
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Hatsuhana‘s Box of Dreams, a work of sashimi art profiling nine miniature bowls containing a serving each of uni, roe, salmon, tuna, yellowtail, fluke, eel, toro and shrimp
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Speedy Romeo‘s Brunch Pizza “The Ritz”, grilled taylor ham, provel, farm eggs, and tabasco
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El Rey Coffee Bar & Luncheonette‘s Grains & crudite salad, with farro, baby greens, shaved raw vegetables, toasted pecans, lemon vinaigrette and make sure to add avocado and their killer beet-pickled-eggs
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Seamore’s Kale and Avocado Salad, with walnuts, sweet potato, quinoa, honey-apple vinegrette and topped with Monkfish
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Wowfulls‘ Matcha Green Tea ice cream with white chocolate chips, mochi & green tea Pockya
By Chloe‘s Guac Burger – a black bean-quiona-sweet potato patty, with corn salsa, onion, guac, tortilla strips, and chipotle aioli on a whole grain bun, with a side of air baked sweet potato fries with beet ketchup and chipotle aioli
100% vegan, plant-based and kosher certified, meat free, dairy free, saturated animal fats free, cholesterol free, added preservatives free, and artificial flavor free. May induce need to talk about Cross-fit. Also eating this food may transform you into Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Not vegan.
Tuesday’s Smoked Brisket Night at Duck’s Eatery, featuring their 14 hour smoked brisket that won New York Brisket King in 2014.