In the Spirit of Halloween, Places in New York You Should Tread a Bit More Lightly Around
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Can we quickly talk about how the recommended age for the Ouija board is 8+? You’re telling me that children with highly malleable minds, who still believe in Santa, don’t understand consequences, and haven’t seen The Exorcist yet, are allowed to sneak this demon summoning contraption into a sleepover, and then one moron, whose parents were too busy playing the Lotto to realize their kid was watching Hereditary, decides to call out to dark spirits, then fast forward a week, you’re relaxing with a glass of wine after a long day, and Samara from The Ring is crawling out of your TV, soaking your hard wood floors, just making a total mess and also coming to murder your family. Yet they’re banning books like The Catcher in the Rye from reading lists for 13-year-olds.
So clearly I believe in ghosts/demonic spirits thanks to a violently overactive imagination. Coupled that with the fact that I’m in dozens of homes a week, often in buildings that have been around for well over one hundred years, I can’t stop from asking…could this apartment possibly be haunted? Building upon that, I won’t even try to do the mental cartwheels to produce a rough statistic of how many people have lived in this city but it’s a lot. In its more than 400-year history, New York has been the backdrop to a lot of life, and a lot of death, so to ruin a handful of places in the city for you, let’s discuss some spooky spots in the city: