“I Solemnly Swear I Am up to No Good”

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My 2020 Nonsensical Online Shopping Habits  As I am the individual writing the copy for listing descriptions and sugar coating every apartment's cramped living quarters with words like "cozy", "intimate", and "efficient", the ugly truth of apartment living has come to light after our recent incarceration in our homes. The world of before, in … [Read more...]

Your Quest: Go on a Date During a Global Pandemic

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Please Raise Your Hand If You Would Just Prefer an Arranged Marriage at This Point Congratulations! Some guy on Bumble swept you off your feet with the ever-romantic and grandiose display of chivalry, "We should hang out sometime."Do you accept this quest? A. You respond: "Sounds great, let me know when and where!" B. You respond: "I … [Read more...]

Broadway May Be on a Break…

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...But That Doesn't Mean You Can't Track Down the Real-Life Locations From 'Hamilton' on Your Own... Coming from someone who owns about 30+ Revolutionary War books, hung a replica of Washington Crossing the Delaware above her desk, littered countless nods to our first President around her apartment, and has been to Virginia multiple times for … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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The Fun One I've Been Fielding a Lot:"So Why Haven't Prices in the Sales Market Tanked Yet?" I'm sure I'll unravel the traumas I've been hurriedly compartmentalizing over the last 6 months, but I feel like I just blinked and we somehow leapfrogged from March to September. When the city initially turned into "I Am Legend", to maintain sanity I … [Read more...]