These are a few of my Favorite Things

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The time we taste tested 5 tequilas on a Sunday night Lol how optimistic we were. a In my early 20's, I waitressed at a Mexican restaurant that revealed my lack of portion control does in fact reach into the darker realms of carnitas and tequila. So as you can imagine, overdoing it on either of those items has very grave effects on the body: … [Read more...]

The Nut Milk Manifesto

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Hmm...bourgeoisie rhymes with dairy-free. Manifesto of the Nut-Based Dairy Alternatives a A spectre is haunting Australian Cafes all over America - the spectre of nut milks.  a When ordering your no-foam latte remember: D stands for Dairy and Domestic Terrorism. a Your social media network desperately wants to hear about your decision to … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked At Inopportune Times

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How much will I need liquid to close on an apartment? (cue Semisonic's "Closing Time") Closing Time No more coop wars and your board package has been hurled Closing time No more paying rent again let your anger to your landlord unfurl Closing Time Closing costs will make you bawl so here's some whiskey and beer Closing time You … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this reoccurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate, not just food porn, and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster.  Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in MarketSnacks' newsletter (blanketed with this unshakable food theme), here … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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786 Washington Avenue, Apt 1RL Price: $725,000 2 bed, 1.5 bath Coop in Prospect Heights Maintenance: $720 What's the deal: This home is the perfect blend of old-world charm and modern convenience with a private backyard, original hardwood floors, exposed brick, ductless air conditioning, washer-dryer, and incredible proximity to Prospect Park … [Read more...]