What’s Rick Lawton Been up to?

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Dad: *doesn't want cat* Family: *gets cat anyway* Dad and the cat: Millennials do this strange thing where we post verbose and heartfelt tributes on social media deifying our parents on their respective parent celebration day even though 80% of them don't have the platform they're being paraded on. For the few who do, an alarming amount … [Read more...]

Somewhere in New York I’m Going to Kick Myself for Telling People About Because Then It Will Become Impossible to Go To

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Wu's Wonton King on the Lower East Side I would truly love to be one of those people who enjoys a quiet night in with a bottle of wine. I'm sure my general anxiety would be a peg or two lower if I was content sipping a Sancerre while sharing a nice plate of pasta al limone with Norah Jones playing faintly in the background at a quaint … [Read more...]

Turning My Listings Into a One Woman Met Gala

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240 Centre Street, Apt 31F Rapid fire answers for your probable questions: yes, I own the dresses; no, I'm not giving away where they're from; no, my apartment isn't big enough to store them properly so yes, it's quickly turning into the wardrobe closet for RuPaul's Drag Race; no, I haven't been invited to the MET gala yet which yes, I'm … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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So...Why Is There Nothing on the Market? For a generation who bought into the future of small stuffed animals whose hypothesized value was singularly dependent on their product tag never being bent or showing any sign of wear, quite literally how did so many of us fall for the torrent wave of hysteria that is cryptocurrency. However, … [Read more...]

This Month’s Google Deep Dive

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The Inevitable Section About Local Birds When first dating someone, there are some questions you should ask to help gage compatibility and also vet who you're dealing with as a person. There are fairly innocuous ones, like are you an early bird or night owl. And then of course, you have the deep cuts, like do you want a family, do you believe … [Read more...]