Something Literally No One Asked For

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An Onion Ring Crawl Around Manhattan ^ Just when you think you've hit rock bottom after finding yourself Times Square, you take the escalator up to the Margaritaville Resort and Restaurant and realize rock bottom has a basement Sadly there are just some foods you cannot order without evoking impulsive judgement from your fellow diners. … [Read more...]

Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times

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Why Is This Apartment Priced So Well???? ^ the view from the master bedroom room the listing agent requested to be edited out of the listing photos I wish I could look back at college and say I was fashionable, knew how to do flattering makeup, made socially-aware decisions I stand by 15 years later, and posted eloquent and timelessly witty … [Read more...]

Your Healthy Dose of New York History

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And Just Like that...we're Back in the Chaos of the 1800s ^ if you think New York in July smells foul now, just imagine horses everywhere, zero hygiene, so much wool... Reflecting back in time is disorienting because while 2003 feels like it couldn't have been more than 10 years ago, somehow two decades have slipped by. Conversely, the … [Read more...]

This Month’s Google Deep Dive

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Titanic Conspiracy Theories: My Favorite Three Little Words ^ And just like that, we're back to the movie that seems to constantly fill up any empty void in my mind and I wonder why I have palpable anxiety For those of you who are not at the receiving end of a deprecating weekly screen time report from our judgmental friends at Apple … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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Digestible Real Estate News We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster, enjoy some light real estate snacks so I can make this newsletter tax deductible. 1. We'll start this section off with some numbers: Only 9% of all … [Read more...]