This Month’s Mythical-Not-Fifth-Floor-Walkup-Place to Live

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An Ultra-Green Home in Sandhornøya, Northern Norway Like every normal family, some members of the Lawton clan are extremely well prepared for potential scenarios that would require surviving and sustaining oneself off of 500 pre-purchased cans of tuna or an inherent knowledge of how not to die when violently stripped of the security blanket … [Read more...]

Down the Rabbit Hole

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^ apologizes for this hauntingly terrible DIY photoshop job a So Black Holes aren't really a situation society has been prepared for. While Cape Cod has the most inefficient evacuation route (2 two-lane bridges flanked by traffic circles from hell) at least we've been briefed on said-evacuation-plan. I've seen the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's … [Read more...]

You’ve signed leases and now what…

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As probably assumed, I'm v much into the simple, clean cut and zen aesthetic. a Congratulations, you've drawn the largest bank certified checks of your life, handed a massive chunk/your entire savings account over to a shadowy figure lurking behind the anonymity of an LLC, and in exchange, received the keys to your cubbyhole in the … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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970 Kent Avenue, Apt 112 Price: $850,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bedford-Stuyvesant Common Charges: $706 Monthly Taxes: $93 What's the deal: Housed in a full amenity condominium, this sophisticated loft boasts 1,034 ft² of 12 ft ceiling, gut renovated grandeur with a floor-plan that allows for creativity. a 49 East … [Read more...]