A Fine Culinary Review of Five Arepas from Caracas ^ As American as I claim to be, I wasn't about this gluttonous nonsense so I called in reinforcements My first apartment in New York was located on the killer block of 9th street, between First Avenue and Avenue A. I had no idea that I was descending into a food mecca until after my cousin … [Read more...]
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO EATS FREE FOOD EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY
It's Actually Bananas if You Don't Get This Free Benefits Card ^ Just try to achieve the same level of beauty as our senior yearbook pictures. One of the most fascinating human phenomena is how people respond to free food. This curiosity began way before we were informed individuals, as on Halloween you were taught that every single stranger … [Read more...]
Encyclopedia Britannica: 2000’s
How Historians Will Reflect Upon Our Generation Disclaimer: the below is written under the assumption that the overwhelming majority of the female population did not, in fact, die off following the-collective-"her" stating, "I'm Dying." a The year is 3017. While in 1st grade I was nose deep in a Berenstain Bear book learning morals from animals … [Read more...]
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Let's quickly recap a few popular representations of what it's like to live on a boat: Noah's Arc - Some guy built an arc, herded a bunch of animals on board and let all his friends die as he enjoyed a zoo cruise alone with his wife. The movie Waterworld - I've tried to black this out of my … [Read more...]
The Mythical Six Figure Listings
794 Hart Street, Apt 4B Price: $959,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bushwick (with deeded parking) Common Charges: $691 Monthly Taxes: $571 What's the deal: This 1143 square foot Loft-like home also features 370 square feet of outdoor space plus a separately deeded parking spot and a master bedroom with 14 foot ceilings. a 101 … [Read more...]
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