♫ Started from the Bottom, Now We’re Here ♫

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♫ Started from a Fifth Floor Slum, Now We're in a Penthouse Condo Dripping with Cashmere ♫ 150 E 22nd Street - Townhouse in Gramercy Park Price: $16,800,000 What you're getting: This unique five-story home spans nearly 7,000 square feet, with 6 bedrooms, 6 full & 2 half bathrooms, and a fully landscaped private outdoor space a 92 … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listing

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633 E 11th Street, #12 Price: $499,000 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom Co-op in the East Village Maintenance: $540 What's the deal: The meticulously renovated home boasts 9.5 foot ceilings, rustics accents, ceiling fans, a washer/dryer and is housed in an intimate co-op that allows for 80% financing and subletting after 5 years of ownership. a 485 … [Read more...]

Two Holiday Classics

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Savagely, yet Beautifully, destroyed by McSweeny's THE POLAR EXPRESS, AS RUN BY THE METROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY - by Will Quinn a THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS by Colin Nissan … [Read more...]

Chicken Soup for the Unhealthy New Yorker’s Soul

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Bone Broth for Beginners Chicken Soup for the Soul has apparently been more productive than I have in the past 15 years or so. Google just told me that there are 250+ Chicken Soup books out; they're really doing a service to society with those underrepresented niches, as seen in Horse Lover's Soul III and My Very Good, Very Bad Cat's Soul. Thank … [Read more...]