The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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126 East 12th Street, Apt 1D Price: $899,000 Two bedroom Co-op in the East Village Maintenance: $1,613 What's the deal: This beautiful East Village home boasts a flexible floor plan, high ceilings, a large chefs kitchen, and very relaxed co-op purchasing rules 92 Prospect Park West, Apt #4A Price: $869,000 Two bedroom Co-op in Park … [Read more...]

These are a few of our Favorite Things

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Scotch, Bourbon and Rye - oh my! Ron Swanson, the man who poignantly stated that the Chuckie Cheese business model is better than our current government's, once noted that, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" and Lagavulin Scotch Whisky is a "Nectar of the Gods." Whiskey was once solely reserved for grandfathers to drink while … [Read more...]

A pulse check on our generation’s societal contributions

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We hunt virtual Pokémon. Every so often when my head is in the clouds and I get mildly existential, I wonder what this decade will be remembered for.  As a kid born in the 80's (*late 80s), the 90s were a golden period of time that will never be touched, replicated or glorified enough. Fast forward to the 2000s, and society was graced with 10 … [Read more...]

Real Estate questions I get asked at inopportune times

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Should I rent or buy? ^A real photo montage of me during an impromptu, unsolicited work conversation Growing up, I genuinely aspired to be many different mythical creatures; from a mermaid, to an elf, to a pixie, to a witch. Extremely high on that list was the tooth fairy, a dream which manifested itself later in life as a declaration of pre-med … [Read more...]

Just submitted my entry to Survivor: Season 33

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Pardon me while I baby step to the below. 265 Hicks Street - Townhouse in Brooklyn Heights Price: $10,750,000 Square Footage: 4,400 ft²/$2,443 per ft² What you're getting: This 21 ft-wide, five story, mint condition townhouse in prime Brooklyn Heights features a 46 ft-deep rear garden and penthouse floor, complete with large roof terrace that … [Read more...]