When your phone battery is 1%. iPhones do strange things to people. The measures we take to get any sort of juice in our phones...leave them at busy bars with random bartenders, army crawl like infants to scout out outlets in public spaces, carry around what is basically a small modem in a purse for an extra, short lived 25% bump. Essentially this … [Read more...]

But please don't swim there. This past year, Gowanus won the prestigious Curbed Cup Neighborhood of the year and with Brooklyn developing faster than norovirus outbreaks at Chipotle, it's time you get acquainted with the hottest hood in the borough. Punderdome 3000 Punderdome is a wild and crazy monthly pun competition hosted by a … [Read more...]

And then spent 4 hours reading about animal migrations.     I literally feel horrible for city birds. I don't cry easily, mainly because I grew up watching every Rocky and Rambo movie, but when I see tiny birds fighting over a day-old-pizza-slice on the side of St. Marks Place, it almost moves me to carry a loaf of bread at all times or to … [Read more...]

A Yolk with Chronic Laziness and a Horrible Attitude. For international news, Hello Kitty has been replaced by Gudetama, an anthropomorphic egg yolk who hates to do anything but sleep. His super powers include being unmotivated, whiny, maintaining a face of despair and knowing his only purpose in life is to be eaten. Society has been looking for a … [Read more...]