True Life - Someone melted a wheel of cheese in front of me and now I can die happy. They say a picture is worth a thousand words...but I enjoy talking (shocking) so I'm just going to add in all my #feelings. Raclette is the closet thing to an obtainable heaven, besides maybe this, as there is nothing … [Read more...]
I am Avocontrol
Basically my contribution to society. Cat's out of the bag, I eat avocados and often take pictures of them like they're my hypothetical engagement ring and children. We all have coping mechanisms, mine is just delicious af. I've found a way to rig Chipotle in order to get 2x the guacamole and only pay for one serving, my roommate can vouch that I … [Read more...]
PSA: Cheese Addiction is a real thing
Understanding & Acceptance are the first steps to recovery. 1. Cheese is "dairy crack" Your brain reads casein, a protein that gets super concentrated during the cheese making process, as an addictive substance. 2. Cheese: more like morphine than you think! Casein is no different from other proteins, in that it doesn't break down … [Read more...]
Avocado Toast of the Week
Yes, I will eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bluestone Lane in the West Village. … [Read more...]
The Next Best Thing
Aligning everyone's dating mentality with their dining mentality. I've mentioned before how good my roommate Colleen is at cooking (ugh, now this is going to go to her head). She has so many spices you'd think we were the Sanderson Sisters, she actually hand makes hummus (which is more daunting then raising a real life child), and she can … [Read more...]