Humans. Should. Hibernate. Many moons ago, we discussed animal migrations and how we are a lazy and terribly useless species. Some four ounce bird is killing itself to fly 44,000 miles over open ocean twice a year to ensure it has food in the summer and winter while our civilized culture becomes utterly barbaric and falls into complete disarray … [Read more...]

Did I miss the BNC? (Breakfast National Convention) ^ Yolks > Folks Seamore's Avocado Toast on a Russ and Daughter's Everything Bagel with roasted tomatoes, poached eggs and chili flakes with a side of sweet potato hash … [Read more...]

^Me, on the other side of your Food Request Text While the main intention of this newsletter is to generate business, a major side effect of my food porn has arisen in the form of people asking me for restaurant advice. I have no one to blame but myself because I use this as a food diary, cyber therapist, and a justification for my questionable … [Read more...]

Bæsic Avo-cardo Loading.    ^ domesticity at it's finest. Avocado Burger Buns made by yours truly in the East Village. Please DM me for instructions on how to make this extremely inconvenient #meal … [Read more...]

Our Humble Foodie Beginnings. When ranking fried potatoes, the highest echelons are reserved for smiley faces frozen potatoes, tater tots, and the Rainforest Cafe's waffle fries (any disbelievers, go to the Rainforest Cafe and if you still don't agree with the last statement, I'll venmo you the refund for your fries order). Nonetheless, it is a … [Read more...]