Digestible Real Estate News ^ look at this stuff, isn't it neat, how I would like a loft on Mercer Street After I got 30+ texts on my birthday stating "I hope you have avocado toast today", I had one of those "what have I become" moments, similar to when I was moving and found 15 costumes under my bed. To do a bit more for those genuinely … [Read more...]

450 Clinton Street, Apt 3E Price: $975,000 1 bed, 1.5 bath Co-op in Carroll Gardens Maintenance: $820 What's the deal: This absolutely stunning multi-level apartment has spacious rooms, vaulted ceilings, and beautiful light. One of the standout features is the roomy, fully-renovated eat-in-kitchen with stainless steel appliances, granite … [Read more...]

Find out where his Brooklyn Townhouse is... 586 4th Street - 7 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom Townhouse in Park Slope Price: $8,000,000 What you're getting: So John Kransinski and Emily Blunt are selling their townhouse which means there's a limited window left to stalk them in prime Park Slope. Keeping true to its original build from 1909, this French … [Read more...]

How Much Money Do I Need Liquid to Buy a Coop? ^ don't mind me, just eating away my savings You know when there's a word that triggers a strange association with something completely unrelated and it's all you can think about? This is about 80% of the reason I laugh at inexcusably inappropriate times (the other 20% falls in some murky gray area) … [Read more...]

We are George-WashingDONE doing business. Welcome to Real-life Game of Thrones, with less fur, sans dragons, and uberBLACKs instead of majestic horses. I know we talked about this last newsletter and I really hate sequels because they always tend to be a total let down, e.g. Land before Time vs. Land Before Time's II-XIV, but this StreetEasy … [Read more...]