*Looks at Keys to Their New Apartment Wistfully*"...So Now What Do I Do?" (left) leaving your lease signing/closing, the proud new resident of your home *one month later* (right) you forgot to set up coned, spectrum still hasn't showed up, you've had to call a locksmith twice Times in my life that "fake it til you make it" hasn't … [Read more...]

The Real Estate Version of the Tchotchkes Section in Goodwill Scroll through any luxury real estate listings and you'll find yourself waterboarded by Miele appliances, elegant marble backsplashes that seamlessly cascade into sleek countertop slabs, thick reclaimed white oak flooring laid out in intoxicatingly endless herringbone, an an overall … [Read more...]

Digestible Real Estate News ^ Things I've found in apartments owned by functioning adults: a grown adult man's entire bedroom lined with professionally lit, extremely rare, painstakingly poised Transformer figurines We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give … [Read more...]

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Why Can't I Find a Property That Accommodates All of My "Must Have" List? My parents put up with 10 years of dance recitals, which if you've spent 5 minutes with me, you would not be surprised to hear that my ballet skills are grim. To squash any residual guilt I have for making my folks biannually sit through a 6-hour ordeal of nonstop … [Read more...]