Somewhere New in New York I’m Going to Kick Myself for Telling People About Because Then It Will Become Impossible to Go to

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7 Grain Army in Williamsburg I'll just come out and say it - muffins are the most disrespected food out there. They're constantly jeered at as ugly cupcakes, ordering one often evokes a judgmental side eye from health conscious folk who view the poor pastry as a shameless excuse to eat more cake, and don't even get me started about the smear … [Read more...]

Next Time You Think To Yourself, God New York Is Filthy…

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Let's Talk About the Parts of the City Built on Garbage ^ Ah, yes, Battery Park City - the former and forgotten wheat field of the 1980s... Thank god the above vista wasn't a thing in the day and age of instagram - can you imagine the amount of curated pictures taken here? Influencers risking it all crossing the West Side Highway while … [Read more...]

The Ever Beloved Estate Sale

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The Real Estate Version of the Tchotchkes Section in Goodwill Scroll through any luxury real estate listings and you'll find yourself waterboarded by Miele appliances, elegant marble backsplashes that seamlessly cascade into sleek countertop slabs, thick reclaimed white oak flooring laid out in intoxicatingly endless herringbone, an an overall … [Read more...]

RealEstateSnacks

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Digestible Real Estate News ^ Things I've found in apartments owned by functioning adults: a grown adult man's entire bedroom lined with professionally lit, extremely rare, painstakingly poised Transformer figurines We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate and give … [Read more...]