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Making Sense of Why I Felt the Need to Purchase 90% of the Things in My Apartment Like water to oil, there is nothing more immiscible to dads than impractical purchases. It's both the hill they refuse to get down from and their fatal kryptonite. Pitching the necessity of a designer handbag to a man who can fit his entire life into a pocket is … [Read more...]