Real Estate Questions I Get Asked At Inopportune Times

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I absolutely need a doorman, elevator, gym, nap room, golf stimulator, cryotherapy chamber, and panic room. Right? For the most obvious statement in this newsletter, the cost of living in New York is pretty damn high. If you're shelling out big bucks for your shockingly undersized space, in order to wrap your head around that price tag, you need … [Read more...]

The Mythical Six Figure Listings

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902 President Street, Apt 2 Price: $975,000 2 bed, 1 bath Coop in Park Slope Maintenance: $730 What's the deal: Located in a 1880's brownstone building only a half of a block from Prospect Park, this floor-through home boasts a very favorable two bedroom floor plan with a living and dining room that both get blasted with Southern … [Read more...]

Meal Preps For A Week

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Expects Budgeting To Reflect The Following Upgrades 41 Warren Street, Apt PH - 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom Penthouse Condo in TriBeca Price: $9,995,000 What you're getting: Perched high above the charming streets of Tribeca, this completely gut renovated penthouse includes four bedrooms in the over a 3,000 square foot interior, not to mention the … [Read more...]

Avocado Usage of the Month

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Sometimes you have to cross your own line to still know you have one ^extraordinarily difficult to eat with any utensil 1 part avocado, 1 part lobster salad, unlimited amounts of pretension … [Read more...]

Things I Learned after Playing Oregon Trail while Drinking Bourbon

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I now realize why I knew what cholera was at the age of 6 oh god, what have I done... I've been a bit swamped this month so since I have 9 hours to finish this newsletter, we're going to have some Blanton's, play Oregon Trail online, and reflect. a First and foremost, I made Tupac my Wagon Leader - in my alternative reality, he's still … [Read more...]