I'm Now Obsessed With Masterclass and Somehow Know More Useless Information Than I Did Pre-Quarantine, Dear God... I cannot fully express to you the things I've been buying, doing, and getting myself involved in over the last 17 days of solitary confinement. I started to turn my apartment into a Wes Anderson set: I entered a fall marathon … [Read more...]

It's not Coronavirus, it's Sting(ray) Fever! ^ Just out there being the Man(ta Ray) … [Read more...]

A Smorgasbord of Random New York History Facts  Please give me 4 Manhattans then let me lead you through a dramatic recounting of the Revolutionary War. It's a journey you don't want to miss. Lulls in conversation are uncomfortable. For some, it begins a stalemate of stubborn silence, quickly crescendoing to a point of no return, where … [Read more...]

Just Doing What Dads Do Best - Entering a Store With a Clear Objective Then Promptly Abandoning It ^ Rick, proving his love for Crocs runs deeper than just footwear … [Read more...]

If I'm Paying $6 for a Coffee & $15 for Avocado Toast, the Cafe Better Be a Goddamn Wes Anderson Movie Set One of the cruelest fates known to man is when you find an adorable café, score a seat with enough personal space where you aren't lusciously grazing knees with the person next you and they can't view the files on your desktop … [Read more...]