Interior Design Time Capsules Going Back to the 1970s When it comes to interior design, at any given point, most home owners are renovating some aspect of their home to incorporate a new aesthetic style, accommodate the trendiest fixtures, or keep up with whatever is trading well in the resale market. Recently outdated homes tend to be the … [Read more...]

The Insanity That Was Prohibition Can you imagine the unbridled uprising that would occur if the government outlawed alcohol today? As we're eerily a century ahead of the Spanish Flu, which sent the country behind face masks in 1918, let's revisit what followed right after: Prohibition. The Volstead Act triggered a lawless 13-year period that … [Read more...]

Turkeys are Just Unflattering Peacocks ^ Dads are like the first pet owned by a couple, forced to put on costumes against their will and then sit for photographs, all the while having directions for poses barked at them that they just blindly ignore … [Read more...]

You Most Likely Binge on Grizzly True Crimes Podcasts While Delicately Examining Lettuce Heads in the Produce Aisle Let me just go on the record as saying that Middle America True Crimes Podcasts are our generation's romcoms: the more meth, misogyny, and harems, the better. Akin to my dad refusing to follow the herds in getting a … [Read more...]

Because Bringing up Voter Fraud at the Dinner Table Would Do Way More Harm Than Any Virus Could Dear Family, In lieu of Covid and the unavoidable political conversations that will both undoubtedly ravage our family this holiday season, I regret to inform you that I will not be joining in person this year. While I will make a cameo on the … [Read more...]