A Few Secrets of Central Park, New York's Epicenter for Shameless Avoidance of Social Distancing You know how sometimes you'll just be scrolling through instagram then blink and somehow you're on the page of the soul cycle instructor of the best friend of the serious ex-girlfriend of the guy you went on a handful of dates with back in … [Read more...]

Because Adding Juice Means Inadvertent Daily Vitamins I was on a date once and was asked "What odd jobs have you worked in the past?" (every girl reading this is like, "This is a fake story for a relatable intro paragraph - men don't ask thoughtful, conversation spurring questions!!!") And like a That's So Raven flashback, I detached from … [Read more...]

*tries meditation once* A dad tries meditation for the first time and someone asks him where his mind went during his session, his only response: "What do you call a mindful wolf?" (silence) "Aware wolf" … [Read more...]

How the Grid System in Manhattan Became What It is:A Historical Google Black Hole Found After 3 Mezcal Cocktails on a Thursday Evening I know - nothing, truly nothing, is quite as titillating as talking about how Manhattan went from some amorphous mess of hilly farms into the *almost* laser accurate grid system we have today but since there's … [Read more...]

I'm Now Obsessed With Masterclass and Somehow Know More Useless Information Than I Did Pre-Quarantine, Dear God... I cannot fully express to you the things I've been buying, doing, and getting myself involved in over the last 17 days of solitary confinement. I started to turn my apartment into a Wes Anderson set: I entered a fall marathon … [Read more...]