What’s Rick Lawton been up to?

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Neglecting a grocery list and buying what he has deemed as necessities ^ he was sent to get "beach snacks for the afternoon" and comes home with two boxes of pre-cooked bacon and a quarter pound of roasted garlic marinated in olive oil … [Read more...]

Your Mother, who wants grandchildren, on the phone with you before a date or You Spin Instructor:

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1. "Can you feel the sweat?" 2. "Please leave all your worries, insecurities, traumas, and negativities outside...please." 3. "If you have to puke, then puke. But keep going.'" 4. "SHOULDERS DOWN AND BACK. CHEST OUT."5. "Brace like you're about to get punched in the stomach." 6. "Feel your heart pumping! THAT'S THE GOOD … [Read more...]

I’ll Take Your Strange Family Vacation & Raise You

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48 hours, three historical sights, and a dozen birds of prey This past April, my parents gave me the reins and complete autonomy to plan a 48-hour trip somewhere on the east coast to do in lieu of Easter...*everyone in the audience is thinking, "they should've known better"*. I'm sure while they had no idea what was coming, they probably … [Read more...]

In Honor of My Dad’s Birthday

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A story about him that he would like me to share with all of you For my dad's birthday, please gather round for a Lawton Family story my dad has requested I write and that I dearly hope will someday go viral.  If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Rick, he can best be described as a very cuddly version of Park and … [Read more...]