Your Annual Whiskey Recommendations This summer my parents surprised my brother and I with a DNA ancestry analysis if not simply to give us genealogical evidence that we do in fact that we look like we just stepped off the stage at Riverdance. The Irish are a hearty people, surviving off quite literally only potatoes and thriving in the face of … [Read more...]

Beat the Bomb ^ hobbies include closing the elevator door just before someone else gets on and going to random warehouses to live through paint bombs a If I can speak collectively for the group, I can confidently say we all once possessed a deep desire to compete in the arenas of unadulterated glory that were Guts, Double Dare, Legends of the … [Read more...]

The Sole Force Holding Our City Together is Barely Holding On We've all been there...Next 6 train arrival time = 48 minutes Oh cool, I guess I'll just do cartwheels down Lexington avenue because that will probably be faster and an overall less painful form of transit. The chance of getting trapped, derailed, running into a track fire, or being … [Read more...]

Curated Themes, Clever Cocktails & Character Costumes I know my parents look at the majority of things I do in my free time and spend my money on and are like, "what the...". Trying to explain to any parent how dating work makes you sound like you've signed up for a sick blend of online shopping, human trafficking, and are just a cripplingly … [Read more...]

Things besides bodies and MRSA in the East River ^ It's like Disney World for people who have no soul. So New Yorkers. a Strangely enough, it's both comforting and disheartening limiting that we've discovered the entirety of the non-ocean surface of our planet. Every so often, I'll get discouraged that I'll never stumble upon an unknown island … [Read more...]