Last hurrah before asphyxiation by infinity scarf/nutmeg So we need to reassess this dog days of summer thing because I have not been basking in a canine's holy light of godliness. IDK about you, but dogs are really having their year as they've essentially become deities; if aliens invaded earth they would 100% think dogs were walking us. Because … [Read more...]
Sometimes you have to cross the line to know where it is.
The Time I Saw George Washington's Dentures So I have a increasingly legitimate infatuation with the American Revolution; many thanks to Rick Lawton the Eternal American Patriot, it's snowballed and is getting out of control. So much so that when I heard Washington's original dentures were in special collections at the New York Academy of … [Read more...]
The sliding scale of how outdoorsy you want to be
Glamping ---> Primitive Survival Techniques I have a few major hurdles to get over with the outdoors-thing. First, I have arachnophobia. I still call my dad, who is 250 miles away and not amused, when I find a spider in my apartment. I'm also overly worried of getting lyme disease and I can't sleep in tents because I'm … [Read more...]
Feel like you want to be a bit Extra today?
* All * About * That * Instagram * Fodder * Ex· tra /ˈekstrə/ lurking in that sinisterly dark area between noun, adjective, and adverb Over the top, excessive, dramatic; doing the absolute damn most for no good reason. Examples: - Your mom says she's cooking a light dinner and rolls out a five-course meal - extra - You tell your friend that … [Read more...]
How to Successfully Sell a Haunted House:
"The murder was bloody, sure. But so is flossing your teeth." a Never turn down a listing opportunity, they say. But what if the cards hand you the most terrifying sales listing ever? a "I see we have a packed open house. Please everyone, come right in and welcome to this psychologically traumatizing home listed under market. Don't mind my … [Read more...]
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