Beat the Bomb ^ hobbies include closing the elevator door just before someone else gets on and going to random warehouses to live through paint bombs a If I can speak collectively for the group, I can confidently say we all once possessed a deep desire to compete in the arenas of unadulterated glory that were Guts, Double Dare, Legends of the … [Read more...]

The Sole Force Holding Our City Together is Barely Holding On We've all been there...Next 6 train arrival time = 48 minutes Oh cool, I guess I'll just do cartwheels down Lexington avenue because that will probably be faster and an overall less painful form of transit. The chance of getting trapped, derailed, running into a track fire, or being … [Read more...]

Curated Themes, Clever Cocktails & Character Costumes I know my parents look at the majority of things I do in my free time and spend my money on and are like, "what the...". Trying to explain to any parent how dating work makes you sound like you've signed up for a sick blend of online shopping, human trafficking, and are just a cripplingly … [Read more...]

Things besides bodies and MRSA in the East River ^ It's like Disney World for people who have no soul. So New Yorkers. a Strangely enough, it's both comforting and disheartening limiting that we've discovered the entirety of the non-ocean surface of our planet. Every so often, I'll get discouraged that I'll never stumble upon an unknown island … [Read more...]

The Saga of a Shitty Irish Complexion Things young children have and don't appreciate: 1. Nap time 2. Active metabolisms 3. Summer/winter/spring vacations 4. Extravagant birthday celebrations with goodie bags 5. Humans who remember and make their doctor's appointments for them 6. Essentially a free Uber service for the first 15 years of life 7. … [Read more...]