What should I have saved in order to buy a property in NYC? For anyone who works with me, know that I get more emotionally invested in the transaction than you. If you're not sleeping, I'm not sleeping. If you're upset about losing out on something, I'm blasting emo rage music whilst penning some angsty diatribe to an impotent co-broker. If … [Read more...]

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The Working Title for My Memoir My dad has four brothers - are all varying degrees of eccentric and have each done strange things to their homes. Like my father, who planted a massive palm tree in front of our house in Cape Cod and then tried to winterize it but instead made a 25-foot phallic structure. Or one if my uncles who had a full … [Read more...]

So how long does the leasing/purchasing process take? So I completely understand that seeing a move-date and potential homelessness staring at you long-range, through the barrel of a gun is absolutely terrifying. To all you poor, poor men out there who have crippling commitment phobia, check this: according to the Washington Post, there are … [Read more...]

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