As probably assumed, I'm v much into the simple, clean cut and zen aesthetic. a Congratulations, you've drawn the largest bank certified checks of your life, handed a massive chunk/your entire savings account over to a shadowy figure lurking behind the anonymity of an LLC, and in exchange, received the keys to your cubbyhole in the … [Read more...]

970 Kent Avenue, Apt 112 Price: $850,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bedford-Stuyvesant Common Charges: $706 Monthly Taxes: $93 What's the deal: Housed in a full amenity condominium, this sophisticated loft boasts 1,034 ft² of 12 ft ceiling, gut renovated grandeur with a floor-plan that allows for creativity. a 49 East … [Read more...]

*~* POOF *~* Princess Jasmine's Castle in Aladdin plopped in TriBeCa a 2 Park Place, Apt 31A - 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom Condo in TriBeCa Price: $26,400,000 What you're getting: This magnificent home offers a private elevator entry, solid oak herringbone floors, over 10 ceilings with exposures in every direction, two private terraces totaling … [Read more...]

If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Let's quickly recap a few popular representations of what it's like to live on a boat: Noah's Arc - Some guy built an arc, herded a bunch of animals on board and let all his friends die as he enjoyed a zoo cruise alone with his wife. The movie Waterworld - I've tried to black this out of my … [Read more...]

794 Hart Street, Apt 4B Price: $959,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bushwick (with deeded parking) Common Charges: $691 Monthly Taxes: $571 What's the deal: This 1143 square foot Loft-like home also features 370 square feet of outdoor space plus a separately deeded parking spot and a master bedroom with 14 foot ceilings. a 101 … [Read more...]