Two Bridges Trollin' To be in sales, you have to believe in what you're selling. *Heavy Disclaimer* I have believed in Mermaids, Wizards, Murderers living in the woods behind my old house, a few ex boyfriends, and in serving sizes - all of which turned out to be disappointments. As a more seasoned adult, I strongly believe in Chinatown and Two … [Read more...]
You’ve signed leases and now what…
As probably assumed, I'm v much into the simple, clean cut and zen aesthetic. a Congratulations, you've drawn the largest bank certified checks of your life, handed a massive chunk/your entire savings account over to a shadowy figure lurking behind the anonymity of an LLC, and in exchange, received the keys to your cubbyhole in the … [Read more...]
The Mythical Six Figure Listings
970 Kent Avenue, Apt 112 Price: $850,000 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom Condo in Bedford-Stuyvesant Common Charges: $706 Monthly Taxes: $93 What's the deal: Housed in a full amenity condominium, this sophisticated loft boasts 1,034 ft² of 12 ft ceiling, gut renovated grandeur with a floor-plan that allows for creativity. a 49 East … [Read more...]
*goes into restoration hardware and starts rubbing lamps*
*~* POOF *~* Princess Jasmine's Castle in Aladdin plopped in TriBeCa a 2 Park Place, Apt 31A - 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom Condo in TriBeCa Price: $26,400,000 What you're getting: This magnificent home offers a private elevator entry, solid oak herringbone floors, over 10 ceilings with exposures in every direction, two private terraces totaling … [Read more...]
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Let's quickly recap a few popular representations of what it's like to live on a boat: Noah's Arc - Some guy built an arc, herded a bunch of animals on board and let all his friends die as he enjoyed a zoo cruise alone with his wife. The movie Waterworld - I've tried to black this out of my … [Read more...]
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