How Clean is the NYC Subway? ^ only on the MTA could someone be carrying a peacock and no one would look up a No one wants to take responsibility for the fresh Hell that is the MTA. De Blasio and Cuomo keep volleying the burden without making progress, so how do we improve this lovely service that 5.7 million people use daily? I have some ideas. … [Read more...]

Last hurrah before asphyxiation by infinity scarf/nutmeg So we need to reassess this dog days of summer thing because I have not been basking in a canine's holy light of godliness. IDK about you, but dogs are really having their year as they've essentially become deities; if aliens invaded earth they would 100% think dogs were walking us. Because … [Read more...]

The Time I Saw George Washington's Dentures So I have a increasingly legitimate infatuation with the American Revolution; many thanks to Rick Lawton the Eternal American Patriot, it's snowballed and is getting out of control. So much so that when I heard Washington's original dentures were in special collections at the New York Academy of … [Read more...]

Glamping  ---> Primitive Survival Techniques I have a few major hurdles to get over with the outdoors-thing. First, I have arachnophobia.  I still call my dad, who is 250 miles away and not amused, when I find a spider in my apartment. I'm also overly worried of getting lyme disease and I can't sleep in tents because I'm … [Read more...]

* All * About * That * Instagram * Fodder * Ex· tra /ˈekstrə/ lurking in that sinisterly dark area between noun, adjective, and adverb Over the top, excessive, dramatic; doing the absolute damn most for no good reason. Examples: - Your mom says she's cooking a light dinner and rolls out a five-course meal - extra - You tell your friend that … [Read more...]