Behold! A Cornucopia of Useless Yet Fascinating Stories Warning: this section is simply an amalgam of everything I've gone down a wormhole researching (yes, calling it research does feel generous) and now I'm trying to relabel it as time well spent. I spend more time than I probably should considering what the NSA agent assigned to me truly … [Read more...]

Some of the Oldest Places in New York So I Feel Better About Being 33 Years Old ^ a beautiful representation of the juxtaposition for how I felt at 28 and how I currently feel at 33 Whenever I go to write this section, I carefully mull over things I've already covered and ask myself what absolutely useless nuggets of New York history do I … [Read more...]

Revisiting His Leading Role of Being the Jolliest Pilgrim on This Side of Plymouth Rock Let this serve as compelling evidence as to why I have an acute love of bourbon, early American period costumes, and heavily prefer to enjoy both together. Follow me on instagram and get ready to hear Rick narrate the story of Thanksgiving this year: "So … [Read more...]

*Not Based Upon the 7 Episodes of 'The Office' You Cycle Through ^ seems about right Because You Watched Because you watched Trying to Find a Home in ThisMerciless Real Estate Market May Actually Kill You...you might also enjoy Squid Game Because you watched Be Our Wedding Guest: How Many COVID Restriction Hoops Can You Jump Through … [Read more...]

In the Spirit of Halloween, Places in New York You Should Tread a Bit More Lightly Around ^ me, relentlessly trying to get people to care about New York history with these newsletters Can we quickly talk about how the recommended age for the Ouija board is 8+? You're telling me that children with highly malleable minds, who still believe in … [Read more...]