Where Those Iconic Sitcom Apartments Are Located The single most irresponsible television misrepresentation is that a single woman in her early 30s can afford this size closet in the heart of the West Village on a blogger's income The issue with sitcoms is that they're supposed to resemble a tangible existence that you, the viewer, may … [Read more...]

General Thoughts & Recent News About the Titanic Because I Control the Content of This Newsletter Left: me, a month ago, with my vaccination card, walking around New York like a Queen Right: me, right now, realizing the vaccine meant nothing and all of NYC has or will inevitably get covid We all saw a nod in the newsletter to the … [Read more...]

Fully Embracing the Obligations of Being My Father During the Holidays Rick, character acting at Stop & Shop, his audience being anyone who would make eye contact with him: "I'm sorry...you're going to stuff this where?" … [Read more...]

Surviving Penn Station During the Holiday Rush Is on Par With Any Triwizard Tournament Task ^ after passing on the stuffing, a nosey relative behind you showily asks why and you quietly offer that gluten doesn't sit well with you, to which you are viciously attacked by your "celiac is a myth and millennials are the root of all of the evil in … [Read more...]

Behold! A Cornucopia of Useless Yet Fascinating Stories Warning: this section is simply an amalgam of everything I've gone down a wormhole researching (yes, calling it research does feel generous) and now I'm trying to relabel it as time well spent. I spend more time than I probably should considering what the NSA agent assigned to me truly … [Read more...]