New York's Newest Tex-Mex Star, Yellow Rose Similar to how now we look at the blithe use of asbestos all across America before 1980s with belittling judgement, I've recently been ruminating on the sustenance that fueled our growing bodies during the most crucial years of development with the same disparaging sense of awe. As we now live in … [Read more...]
Real Estate Questions I Get Asked at Inopportune Times
So How in God's Name Does One Land an Apartment? Things from the past that have stirred up a sweepingly competitive consumer frenzy and are downright humiliating in hindsight: Tickle Me Elmo: the 1996 psychotic mania that caused human stampedes and civilian brawls in Walmarts across the United States and also gave birth to a Toys"R"Us black … [Read more...]
More Realistic Monopoly Squares
Because Sometimes You're Always Stuck With the Thimble Go (collect $200) Due to labor shortages and inflation, we've had to downsize our "Go" experience. Seeing the value of $200 has slipped substantially since you last played in the mid-90s, we had to move this party to the Port Authority Dominos on W 40th Street seeing you're only working … [Read more...]
Around a Buck or Two
“Listener Discretion Is Advised for This Entirely Harrowing Podcast Featuring a Horrific Triple Homicide That Sparked a 10 Year Killing Spree”
Women: Our generation's obsession with True Crimes podcasts should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. Three quick reasons, even though I have about forty: 1. Before the Rosebud cheat in the Sims, in order to be able to afford the Napoleon sleigh bed or the sad clown painting, the easiest way to fast cash was by drowning your Sim in … [Read more...]
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