5 Gifts for Impossible People, 1 Store, 0 Causalities As I can only assume, Black Friday to anyone outside the United States is best understood as the universally celebrated American tradition where people savagely trample others for cheap goods less than 12 hours after being thankful for everything they already have. I also can assume everyone … [Read more...]

This library is insane & guaranteed instagram gold. ^ *heaving breathing* So yes, I understand China is an extremely large country and getting around is a bit different than hoping on the 1 from Tribeca and stomaching a grueling 25 minute train ride to get to the Upper West Side.  Asia in general is a bit out of my reach right now … [Read more...]

don't mind me, just gonna be dehydrated until 2018 Once upon a September, a very easy-to-kidnap blonde woman and seven of her best friends embarked on a pilgrimage through Germany, with the goal of surviving Oktoberfest, mind and body intact and accountable. Will the blonde woman get air marshaled before she even gets there, after questioning the … [Read more...]

I'm very thankful I was born post-1950. Dear Mom and Dad, In hindsight, I'm very sorry for you having to deal with me in public through most years of my life. As an adult, I now understand that period costumes cannot make up 80% of your wardrobe. It must be really strange when you have a 5 year old who for the majority of the year refuses to … [Read more...]

The Seaport Food Lab ^ Fried chicken has no bad angles 20 years ago, in my parents' wallets were candid pictures of my brother and I missing half of our teeth and wearing over-sized youth soccer shirts; fast forward to the present, and I'm over here like, "Look at this heavily filtered piece of short rib I ate 18 months ago. Want more? Here … [Read more...]