An Ultra-Green Home in Sandhornøya, Northern Norway Like every normal family, some members of the Lawton clan are extremely well prepared for potential scenarios that would require surviving and sustaining oneself off of 500 pre-purchased cans of tuna or an inherent knowledge of how not to die when violently stripped of the security blanket … [Read more...]

^ apologizes for this hauntingly terrible DIY photoshop job a So Black Holes aren't really a situation society has been prepared for. While Cape Cod has the most inefficient evacuation route (2 two-lane bridges flanked by traffic circles from hell) at least we've been briefed on said-evacuation-plan. I've seen the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's … [Read more...]

A Fine Culinary Review of Five Arepas from Caracas ^ As American as I claim to be, I wasn't about this gluttonous nonsense so I called in reinforcements  My first apartment in New York was located on the killer block of 9th street, between First Avenue and Avenue A.  I had no idea that I was descending into a food mecca until after my cousin … [Read more...]

It's Actually Bananas if You Don't Get This Free Benefits Card ^ Just try to achieve the same level of beauty as our senior yearbook pictures. One of the most fascinating human phenomena is how people respond to free food.  This curiosity began way before we were informed individuals, as on Halloween you were taught that every single stranger … [Read more...]

Five Workouts in One Day - Eat a Michael Phelps Buffet So this newsletter has let itself go. While I'm aware my Instagram has dangerously high cholesterol, I didn't see the harm in this monthly monster becoming a manifestation of what I believe the food court in heaven looks like. Well this Christmas was a rude awakening, as a few members of my … [Read more...]