Savagely, yet Beautifully, destroyed by McSweeny's THE POLAR EXPRESS, AS RUN BY THE METROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY - by Will Quinn a THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS by Colin Nissan … [Read more...]
These are a few of my Favorite Things
Five coffee scenes and dangerous levels of caffeine I was once a Starbucks barista. Yes, as imagined, it was kind of a complete disaster. Highlights: I got in trouble for writing "Oprah" on my name tag, killed time by switching between writing "Voldemort" and "Tupac" on every other cup for a few days, once had 12 shots of espresso in 5 hours and … [Read more...]
Amber Alert – Liz has gone missing
Spoiler: Skip the Carmen Sandiego Antics and look here So I spent a solid 20 minutes trying to find the address for this slice of heaven, which is extremely difficult most likely to thwart people like myself. You would have to be a sociopath to not find the below cottage utterly magical - I think the only cons are limited availability of … [Read more...]
These are a few of our Favorite Things
We're going to Pumpkin Spice up your life There comes a time when even the most sheltered children discover that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are simply their parents in disguise. I'm sorry to rip that scab off but spoiler alert: Pumpkin Spice is just cinnamon. Pumpkin Spice is akin to Donald Trump; they're both orange, … [Read more...]
Why aren’t guys more like Bill Nye
Brb gonna go make a baking soda volcano in my sink While I can attest that many of my pre-med counterparts chose the major in the genuine pursuit of bettering the lives of others, it's fair to say that more than a few were exploring the sciences purely to learn cool but largely useless knowledge (someone validate my life and ask me about the … [Read more...]
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