^ apologizes for this hauntingly terrible DIY photoshop job a So Black Holes aren't really a situation society has been prepared for. While Cape Cod has the most inefficient evacuation route (2 two-lane bridges flanked by traffic circles from hell) at least we've been briefed on said-evacuation-plan. I've seen the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's … [Read more...]
These are a few of my Favorite Things
A Fine Culinary Review of Five Arepas from Caracas ^ As American as I claim to be, I wasn't about this gluttonous nonsense so I called in reinforcements My first apartment in New York was located on the killer block of 9th street, between First Avenue and Avenue A. I had no idea that I was descending into a food mecca until after my cousin … [Read more...]
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO EATS FREE FOOD EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT HUNGRY
It's Actually Bananas if You Don't Get This Free Benefits Card ^ Just try to achieve the same level of beauty as our senior yearbook pictures. One of the most fascinating human phenomena is how people respond to free food. This curiosity began way before we were informed individuals, as on Halloween you were taught that every single stranger … [Read more...]
These are a few of my Favorite Things
Five Workouts in One Day - Eat a Michael Phelps Buffet So this newsletter has let itself go. While I'm aware my Instagram has dangerously high cholesterol, I didn't see the harm in this monthly monster becoming a manifestation of what I believe the food court in heaven looks like. Well this Christmas was a rude awakening, as a few members of my … [Read more...]
Another Night on National Geographic Dot Com
Back down the good 'ole Planet Earth Rabbit Hole Imagine you're on your honeymoon in the Amazon. Things are going GREAT: you haven't contracted any communicable diseases; you still love each other even though you're perpetually sweating and sleeping in a fishing net to escape Jumanji sized mosquitoes; you've still married, even if it's just to … [Read more...]
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