Because Sometimes You're Always Stuck With the Thimble Go (collect $200) Due to labor shortages and inflation, we've had to downsize our "Go" experience. Seeing the value of $200 has slipped substantially since you last played in the mid-90s, we had to move this party to the Port Authority Dominos on W 40th Street seeing you're only working … [Read more...]

Women: Our generation's obsession with True Crimes podcasts should come as a surprise to absolutely no one. Three quick reasons, even though I have about forty: 1. Before the Rosebud cheat in the Sims, in order to be able to afford the Napoleon sleigh bed or the sad clown painting, the easiest way to fast cash was by drowning your Sim in … [Read more...]

Reflections: A Lazy Winter Sunday for My Dad, in My Words but His Boston Accent "I swear tah Gahd, nothin' is quietah 'en the Cape in the wintahtime, nice tah get away frum people fah a change too, yah know, where it's less crowded n' the packies ahr big as red bahns n' they're right there on the side'ah goddamn main road fah easy access. But … [Read more...]

And What We Should've Been Learning Instead ^ The Original Metaverse How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it How you’ll spend tens of thousands of dollars freezing your eggs if you don't have kids by a certain age How to jump out of the back of a bus How and when to end an unhealthy relationship before it … [Read more...]

Where Those Iconic Sitcom Apartments Are Located The single most irresponsible television misrepresentation is that a single woman in her early 30s can afford this size closet in the heart of the West Village on a blogger's income The issue with sitcoms is that they're supposed to resemble a tangible existence that you, the viewer, may … [Read more...]