Hmm...bourgeoisie rhymes with dairy-free. Manifesto of the Nut-Based Dairy Alternatives a A spectre is haunting Australian Cafes all over America - the spectre of nut milks.  a When ordering your no-foam latte remember: D stands for Dairy and Domestic Terrorism. a Your social media network desperately wants to hear about your decision to … [Read more...]

whatcha gonna do with all that hass? ^I swear there's bread under there Citizens of Chelsea's Avocado Toast with beetroot hummus, pumpkin seeds, watermelon radishes, and pickled onions … [Read more...]

"Google: Seamless..." My mom has this killer chocolate chip cookie recipe and growing up, I would always rifle through her recipe box to find this (literally) heart-stopping fusion of multiple sticks of butter, packed cups of brown sugar and unspecified amounts of chocolate chips. In my regular hunt to find this note-card of gluttony, I would comb … [Read more...]

*And spend the least, do the least & care the least A glimpse into my pathetic culinary abilities, Part II a Last fall, we explored a four ingredient dip that is so pathetically cheap and easy to make but comes with a Michelin Star for Participation. We don't explore recipes much here because clearly I prefer deferring to the expertise of … [Read more...]

brunch with my woes ^ it's all the good kind of fat. Eden Local's Avo Toast on grilled seeded rye, with Paffenroth Garden radishes, pickled onions, togarashi, sunflower sprouts, and a soft boiled egg … [Read more...]