A Woman of Many Spreads ^Yes, I paid $14 for an open-faced PB&J The Butcher's Daughter's AB&J with house-made raw almond butter, sliced bananas & grapes, raw honey, on toasted 9-grain bread … [Read more...]

Hmm...bourgeoisie rhymes with dairy-free. Manifesto of the Nut-Based Dairy Alternatives a A spectre is haunting Australian Cafes all over America - the spectre of nut milks.  a When ordering your no-foam latte remember: D stands for Dairy and Domestic Terrorism. a Your social media network desperately wants to hear about your decision to … [Read more...]

whatcha gonna do with all that hass? ^I swear there's bread under there Citizens of Chelsea's Avocado Toast with beetroot hummus, pumpkin seeds, watermelon radishes, and pickled onions … [Read more...]

"Google: Seamless..." My mom has this killer chocolate chip cookie recipe and growing up, I would always rifle through her recipe box to find this (literally) heart-stopping fusion of multiple sticks of butter, packed cups of brown sugar and unspecified amounts of chocolate chips. In my regular hunt to find this note-card of gluttony, I would comb … [Read more...]

*And spend the least, do the least & care the least A glimpse into my pathetic culinary abilities, Part II a Last fall, we explored a four ingredient dip that is so pathetically cheap and easy to make but comes with a Michelin Star for Participation. We don't explore recipes much here because clearly I prefer deferring to the expertise of … [Read more...]