2018 is proving to be another strong year of breakfast and unlicensed astrology advice. ^ new year, same post Citizens of Chelsea's Smashing Avocado with avocado tossed with citrus, cilantro and feta on sourdough toast, all garnished with beet hummus, pumpkin seeds, watermelon radishes and pickled onions. And a poached egg and smoked salmon. … [Read more...]

Course Syllabus, Winter 2018 New Years Cleanse 101 Course Syllabus Winter 2018  a Instructor: The pressure from the waistband on your dress pants, which fit in September.  a Course location: A rapid digression from Sweetgreen; to Barry's Boot Camp; to Chipotle for the shameful "salad" with sour cream, cheese, guac, extra quac and … [Read more...]

This toast is Bananas ^B-A-N-A-N-A-S Bluestone Lane's Banana Toast with fresh banana sliced on toasted Balthazar multi-grain bread w/ almond butter, cinnamon & honey … [Read more...]

Spoiler Alert: There are no winners in this game I'm quite sorry, your company is performing well enough that they can afford a holiday party. While you're taking sips out of that vodka martini like it's a watered down big gulp in the middle of summer, you're still going to want to soften the blow as that fourth wall with your cube mate comes … [Read more...]

*And spend the least, do the least & care the least As a proud member of the generation that favors the Korean BBQ truck with high yelp reviews over packing leftovers (let's be honest, who actually makes enough food/has self control to have leftovers), I'm 19 years behind in developmental milestones from where I should be culinarily. I'm … [Read more...]