Reader Beware, You Choose the Scare BEWARE!! DO NOT READ THIS NEWSLETTER FROM BEGINNING TO END! It's 11:30am on a Sunday and you've just arrived at the groggy state of consciousness that can only follow a night of drinking. You're hungry, but you don't possess the physical wherewithal to hold your torso upright. The emotional wherewithal to … [Read more...]

If Guy Fieri was Vegan and did a Taco Challenge You know a friend is real if while they're an avid meat eater, they'll entertain a vegan taco tornado for you Last year, my friends and I went to Oktoberfest in Munich, which can most lovingly be described as a massive meat hurricane. For 10 days, I existed solely on cheesy scrambled eggs, … [Read more...]

two words: night terrors Before the creators of The Purge and Family Guy brought us Fortnite, during a time when people wrote paper checks like pioneer men and women instead of venmo'ing like a tiny spaceships, when chicken fingers shaped like dinosaurs classified as exotic cuisine, when grinding was a dance form that transcended both age and … [Read more...]

Yolks >> Folks ^Breakfast is like a pregame for the day Good Thanks' Avocado Toast with lemon, smoked sea salt, ground pepper, and microgreens on sourdough … [Read more...]

Would've saved my parents a lot in insurance premium increases ^Every shooting star you see at night is a racer falling off Rainbow Road Fortnite concerns me as an adult woman with no children who just so happens to follow a lot of NBA players and rappers that I know are playing.  Judging by the fact that you would think I bet the mortgage to … [Read more...]